Clearly you weren’t one of them, yet here you are

It’s called the use of sarcasm.

No mention of headphone jack, no thanks.

More! Child! Deaths!

Rigourous due process for the death penalty is more expensive than a life sentence. So either you deny people rigourous due process in cases of the death sentence, or you spend more than you would have if you just imprisoned them for life. Additionally, the death penalty shows no retributive justice benefit over a life sentence, because retributive justice doesn’t work very well.

The only argument I could ever think of for the death penalty is when a life sentence is impossible, whether by breakdown of government services like a civil war, or repeated escapes from prison. Anything else is just jerking yourself off at people dying - even if it’s the right people.

The one in my apartment actually does close the doors sooner

it’s an inanimate fucking object

I’m Canadian and eggs are still like $2.70 (US) a dozen despite several outbreaks. This is just what happens when you dismantle all government services.

“911, there’s a murderer in my house!”

“Oh, no worries, he can’t do that. It’s illegal. Take care.”

No, the game is rigged to prevent views the bourgeoisie doesn’t like from reaching government. You can’t turn the Dems left just as much as you can’t get a left wing Congressperson

Spoken like someone who never trapped a sim in a room and burned them alive

I accept these points if you exclude “Chinese” lol how does the nation of origin have anything to do with it?

People say made in China stuff is cheap and unreliable. Bruh they make everything, not just the cheap stuff.

To jerk your acceleration*

Because the US doesn’t have enough genocides to commit now /s

Exactly this! Just let me pay the higher price! Trying to gift to an Australian friend was always an exercise in frustration. I don’t care if it’s more expensive just let me DO IT

No, but in other examples, incorrect grammar can make a statement scientifically incorrect.

These are not additional pronunciations though.

Bough rhymes with plough, slough rhymes with tough, dough rhymes with though, and slough rhymes with plough or through.

The oft repeated line is grammatically incorrect.

cough, hiccough (pronounced hiccup), plough

Alpha centauri /s