HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world to Asklemmy · 1 year agoMen who piss on the toilet seat in public restrooms, the fuck is wrong with you?NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square150fedilinkarrow-up1431arrow-down156file-text
arrow-up1375arrow-down1message-squareMen who piss on the toilet seat in public restrooms, the fuck is wrong with you?NSFWHeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world to Asklemmy · 1 year agomessage-square150fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareevatronic@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·1 year agoFuck that, I love sitting down to piss. It’s like a free break AND I get to let the boys out for a few minutes? The only times I won’t are when the bathroom is already filthy, or the toilet water is too high and my junk goes for a dunk if I sit.
minus-squareBoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoYou either have an annoying plumbing problem or a massive piss lizard. I guess both is possible too.
minus-squareGetawombatupya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoYank toilets have this wierd bowl design, where there’s like 2 litres of water in the bowl at all times
minus-squareBoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoBoggy is a yank, but the toilets are deep enough for the water. Europe toilets have so little water you just shit onto porcelain and it reeks. Then you have a jet engine flush that only someone’s gets all the shit off.
minus-squareevatronic@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoI’m not going to brag, but my junk hangs low. I’m also in the US. Some toilets are ridiculously full by default, especially older models.
Fuck that, I love sitting down to piss. It’s like a free break AND I get to let the boys out for a few minutes?
The only times I won’t are when the bathroom is already filthy, or the toilet water is too high and my junk goes for a dunk if I sit.
You either have an annoying plumbing problem or a massive piss lizard. I guess both is possible too.
Yank toilets have this wierd bowl design, where there’s like 2 litres of water in the bowl at all times
Boggy is a yank, but the toilets are deep enough for the water. Europe toilets have so little water you just shit onto porcelain and it reeks. Then you have a jet engine flush that only someone’s gets all the shit off.
Lost it at piss lizard 🤣
Boggy funny
I’m not going to brag, but my junk hangs low. I’m also in the US. Some toilets are ridiculously full by default, especially older models.