iii@mander.xyz to AsklemmyEnglish · 1 month agoWhat's your purpose of life?message-squaremessage-square98fedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down13
arrow-up155arrow-down1message-squareWhat's your purpose of life?iii@mander.xyz to AsklemmyEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square98fedilink
minus-squarenicomachus@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoMy purpose in life is to produce poop and pee. I work hard so that I can afford food and water so that I can eventually poo and pee. I have an urge to reproduce so that my children can also poop and pee.
minus-squareiii@mander.xyzOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoWhy would you wish that upon them?
minus-squarenicomachus@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoThere’s nothing better then a good poop.
minus-squareiii@mander.xyzOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 month agoIt’s a solved problem: metamucil. Every poop good, good poop is no longer special.
My purpose in life is to produce poop and pee. I work hard so that I can afford food and water so that I can eventually poo and pee. I have an urge to reproduce so that my children can also poop and pee.
Why would you wish that upon them?
There’s nothing better then a good poop.
It’s a solved problem: metamucil.
Every poop good, good poop is no longer special.
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