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Fuel always fixes a broken engine, sweaty
I like to add a splash of vinegar too
My car is white so I add some obligatory mayo
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Wow she didn’t let the pirate come in the car on a cold night, what a heartless monster.
man door
with hand hook
if you’re cold then man door hand hook car cold
Oh yeah it’s that season again
This happened to my buddy eric (he still hasn’t been able to replace his hook hand 😔)
when someone says something so folklorephobic you gotta hit them with that Jan Harold Brunvand stare
then who was hook??
This urban legend first appeared in a “Dear Abby” column lol
Man Door Hand Hook Car Door is my favourite Mathcore band to open for Fall Of Troy and never make it out of their home town
an overdriven marshall stack at max volume playing violin stabs from the shower scene in hitchcock’s psycho
Omg I watched “I know what you did last summer” and it was probably that hook guy
I shit my pants!
I don’t get it, did the author finish by having a stroke? ELI5?
And the girlfriend was actually a jar of prego
