It’s like an anime weapon.

It’s the dance from the Peanuts.

Yea… price controls… that always ends well…

The paper mailer directs people to the new and shiny https://www.texas.gov/ (which wants you to create an account and have a smartphone, etc).

The old webflow I mentioned is here https://www.txdmv.gov/osp-registration-renewal (which does not require a mobile number or account creation, etc).

Update: Although not listed on the site, I was able to find a link to the old online registration system (which feels very COBOL-ish), and it worked without any smartphone shenanigans.

They see me layin’… they hatin’…

Where the nearest payphone is.

It might only take the smallest cryptodust to trigger a US reporting requirement.

Snopes says true, for what it’s worth, but you probably remember rightly. A careful peek at the image shows today’s date, but in 2023. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/town-of-dildo-phallic-iceberg-photo/

Of course, how could I forget about the oddest prime!

…and everyone suddenly trusted them again?

And if you are left with a prime number of eggs?

What if he dragged it along behind him on a long string, instead of… you know… right up against his chest.

So that’s how the eye of sauron was built!

It means you’re using JavaScript.

Nice! I might try this as a lock screen background.

Technically correct.

Makes you wonder if the first life form could live long enough to reproduce, or had to be functionally immortal.

Getting flashbacks of me trying to explain to a mac user why using sudo “to make it work” is why he had a growing problem of needing to use sudo… (more and more files owned by root in his home folder).