As an American, I know for certain it’s not America. I feel no need to continue this game.
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But you guys could catch this opportunity to bring some democracy 💦, right after identifying it.
🫶🙈🥺🥰😍🫦💕
is there oil?
I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * “the comie” side :0
eagle screeches ominously in the distance
Fun fact: that famous “eagle screech” is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk.
Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real life
Yep they sound like seagulls
We’re off that. We’re already the global captain of oil now. If they got lithium deposits we’ll fight China for it.
No oil? No tacos? No point…
I have an app on my phone that identifies America or Not America and it says that is not America.
try scanning an obese person, curious what it’d say
I THOUGHT THIS IS AMERICA!
Don’t catch you slippin’ now
Look what I’m whippin now!
I think it’s the clitoris?
No, that would be outside the straight of Gibraltar. This is the nation of G Spot.
I’m pretty sure it’s actually The Republic of Prostate
It’s called The Human Prostate Republic! Read a book or something!
At least after the Human State Republic annexed Prostinia in 1991.
Ha easy! That’s Genovia, the country Anne Hathaway is a princess of.
I still fucking remember its goddamn anthem for no fucking reason. Can’t even remember the last time I watched it, but it must be at least 18 years or so.
Read this comment with the SO over my shoulder and we both go in unison 🎵GEEEEENOOOOOVIAAAAAAA 🎵😂😭😂😭
It’s too similar to the Canadian anthem. Every time that plays my brain goes
Hail hail Genovia! A land I didn’t maaake up!
The princess is Mia Thermopolis
Famous for their pears
Maybe this is this Yugoslavia I’ve been hearing about. I can never find it on the map.
Yugothesenuts got em
Yougoslobmynuts HA
I’ll give you a nickel if you say it out loud.
U.S. Ambassador To Bulungi Suspected Of Making Country Up
https://theonion.com/u-s-ambassador-to-bulungi-suspected-of-making-country-1819564610/
That is a very old article, i had no idea the onion had existed that long.
The fact that blew my mind is, they were a print publication long before they were online.
They’re starting to print them again I think
Apparently yes: https://membership.theonion.com/
I’ve always wanted to have a physical copy and apparently through this weekend they have 1y for $60, so fuck it, signed up. It sounds like they just restarted offering the print version? Message post-signup says start sending them for the Oct issue.
I use to get the actual newspaper in the early 2000s, I miss those days
They were free! You could just take them! It was amazing!
See parent comment, they are back :o
U.S. Shocked Andorra Not In Africa
Few have talked about the Irafi miracle:
Okay so geography is my second worst subject, but I’m about 60% sure that’s not real.
EUROPEAN EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET
it isnt
So New Zealand then? Got it!
Fun fact: this country is visible only to European eyes, and accessible only by Europeans. Only Europeans can comprehend its name.
Rumour has it that it is accessed by going to a nudist beach blindfolded, then drinking a glass of Chardonnay and humming Ode to joy. You will fall into a slumber and wake up soon after on a beach in this mysterious country.
That’s the fucking Feywild, bro. Those borders aren’t going to stay where they’re at. France needs to look out.
Makes me think of The Fractured Europe series
I mean, you made up a whole continent. Why stop there?
Sprance, duh!
Oh I thought it was Frain
Guys, guys, it’s clearly Fronaco!
Fronaco, Enclave of Mance
Oh that’s easy. Connecticut
France, I’m so sorry about your cancer diagnosis.
Monaco got stung by a wasp.
that’s the holy roman empire
Exactly.
You can tell this by it not being holy, not Roman, or an empire. It’s just their thing.
This is Medici, where they speak Interligua, a sort of blend of Spanish, Catalan, French, and Italian and where the world’s largest natural source of bavarium was found. I remember reading about the revolution a few years ago that ousted the dictatorship that got powerful on the back of Bavarium mining. The US was caught blatantly supporting both sides, but the revolutionaries won and now they are a democracy again.
Bavarium for making donut filling right?
Sounds ripe for liberation
I’ve played enough Crusader Kings II to be 70% sure that country doesn’t exist
Lolol, was about to post that I played enough hoi4 to know what the south of France looks like
It’s probably from a mod.
