Currently.

This bridge ain’t big enough for the two of us.

💤

You could even host a website where it is just ads, and not only do people pay for the privilege, but other people visit it, like it’s a point of interest.

I guessed this and I’ve only seen it posted once, years ago.

My short-term memory is ass but random posts on the internet, straight to the vault.

He did the plumbing for the brother’s place.

Set up the toilet to pipe to the kitchen sink. “eat shit” as they say.

shrug

I read that last line as “I wish my mom was still hot” and was expecting a much spicier explanation. Much confusion ensued as the explanation unfolded.

It might be time for sleep.

Survey says:

❌

god is into some real freaky shit. anyone tell him that we make silicone glow in the dark dildos?

Family

The “not my problem lol you figure it out” mode

“SPAAAAAAAAACE!”

“wait wtf was that that one orb from portal?”

Yeah yeah I didn’t count inflation but there’s no way in fuck that poor old granny is just under the thumb of inflation.

The point is that everyone wants to fuck everyone, but they are the victim because everyone else wants to fuck them. It’s greed from all angles, plain and simple.

I think everyone should get fucked and the housing bubble burst harder than the 08 implosion, frankly. Who is holding the bag isn’t my problem, but the situation now where everyone fucking everyone else over isn’t sustainable and is disproportionately screwing over the lower class. It’s not my fault that granny was banking on screwing over the millenials to trade up to a beachfront property in the keys

Skill issue. I eat my food raw. The explosive shits are just me speedrunning my bathroom breaks. Efficiency baby!

Enhance

Relatively speaking

So you’re saying granny would be fine with a 100% return on her investment at $36 for an offer? No? Shocked I say, shocked.

Granny is part of the problem. Not the biggest part of the pie, but still guilty.

full throttle

TKO

You miss the point of the comment, my guy. Can’t educate them all I suppose.

Circuit City. I grew up on CompUSA but CC had better prices, if I remember right from my childhood. Then CU died, then CC died, then FE died, now all we have is shitty BB.

My CC I got to go ‘in the back’ to watch then replace a psu that died and I correctly diagnosed, back in like… 03? Two techs for the store, super chill, talked me through the process. I’ve been building and repairing my own systems ever since. They told me to let them know when I was 16, they’d put in a good word for me after we chatted for about an hour. By the time I could legally work, the writing was on the wall, and CC died before I turned 17.

I wonder where those guys are at now. I thought I knew what I was doing, but they were so kind in explaining everything, answering every question, giving me confirmation about all sorts of stuff. I really hope they are doing well. They couldn’t have been mid-20s at the time.

detonate me uwu