Never attribute to malice what can be explained by plain old dumbfuckery. These podunk inbreds may do it for kicks (some of them are definitely malicious enough), but I think it’s pretty likely that they got someone named Cooter to do the final installation.
This information is brought to you by a drunk that looks like he could be named Cooter. Or possibly Cletus.
Was that around the time when they had bacon flavored everything and motherfuckers were getting bacon tattoos?
And events. I use it to follow a bunch of places that have musical events or drinking contests. But I don’t have a single friend, and I only check it once a week or so to see what’s coming up.
Fred Rogers was a great Christian.
It’s just Shatner, isn’t it? Except even he doesn’t really speak it even though he was in a movie that was entirely Esperanto.
I will be the first to tell you that nothing I’ve ever put out could be considered useful or beneficial. Generally it’s just vaguely funny but also kind of sad. At its best it’s entertaining on the right combination of drugs.
That was my exact thought. Discount sound production gear is my jam but damn, anything I created with it would be forever stained.
I took a getaway vacation with a woman I had been dating for 3 months. We got back and haven’t corresponded since then. That was a few years ago.
The masses aren’t ready yet. Hell, I’m a technical person and can’t figure out for the life of me why the mastodon instance I’m on can see some things from another instance but not other things. To see the things I want on pixelfed I’ve got to have multiple accounts on multiple servers.
I obviously like the fediverse. I’m here on multiple services. But let’s not pretend that any idiot can figure out which instance to sign up for and just automatically see all the things they want to see and talk to all the people they want to talk to.
Leela: We’ve petitioned the governor. But he doesn’t want to appear soft on people who’ve been falsely imprisoned.
I spent some time up there and I was surprised to find very similar sentiments to what I see here in Texas. Yee haw, fuck the law.
She’s got a golden ticket, she gave a golden shower to his face.
Hey, not everything with bright colors and books claims is bad! I wear bright colors because I wore black or grey tshirts for years and now I’m overcompensating. I also have many bold claims about how certain food should be cooked. I’m also pretty terrible…
You know what? Never mind.
Pride and prejudice?
Hold my Rufus, I’m going in.
Arthur, naked apologia for feudalism 2/10 would not endorse.
I prefer the view of the peasants in Monty Python. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
84° outside right now. Google tells me it feels like 91°. Much better than earlier when it was almost 100° and I was outside grilling.
I know I am, and the bar closes in 7 minutes. Time to order several shots and try to understand it again.
A Patriot takes pride in their nation, but also recognizes the areas where it can be improved.
Not only recognizes but fights for that improvement because we’re better than that, god dammit. We aren’t the best there is and even if we were it’s not perfect.
I knew beggin’ strips were way before, but I remember a brief period where there were bacon mints, bacon soap, bacon soda, bacon candy, bacon tattoos…bacon everything. I want to say it wasn’t long after a whole bunch of folks were getting those mustache tattoos on their fingers but I’m getting older and my perception of time is warped.