Could I have this on a notarized, laminated card to keep in my pocket? Otherwise I’ll just do the same thing I always do.

• look confused
• say something like ‘I’m not sure, where were you thinking of going? Oh, and I have a doctors appointment on Tuesday , so not then’
• ‘hey, where are you going?’
• six months later, doing something random. ‘Fuck, i did it again’