“Dude just talking to people, everyone can do that”.
What’s your job?
Social work and sex ed with a smidgen of research.
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I move little icons around, press little square buttons and the higher-ups are happy
“See that lab Tech over there? All he ever does is just clean the same tools all day”
I am a programmer, which means that either I sit around doing nothing all day because chatgpt is doing my job, or I am the guy fixing printers around here.
People pay me money, and then I worry about the same things that they worry about, only more eloquently.
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“Jo, can you hack this instagram account for me? Shouldn’t be that hard, everything needs to be the same in your world”
Unemployed
“So, you just spend all day reading books, right?”
“Man, this motherfucker just wanders around the store with a clipboard and a scanner all day.”
They’re not wrong.
Bean counter.
I used to tell people to turn it off and back on again. Now I tell other people how to tell people to turn it off and back on again.
IT team managers unite
Yup.
I get paid 6 figures to look at a bright light for 10 hours a day
Clack clack clack clack click click click clack clack clack click click clack clack clack
I press keys on the computer! Click click click click
