Luckyy@lemmy.world to AsklemmyEnglish · 2 years agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square283fedilinkarrow-up1164arrow-down116file-text
arrow-up1148arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to AsklemmyEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square283fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareblackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 years agoAbility to secrete custard from my hands at will.
minus-squareRiskable@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoCan’t make custard without 'ard!
minus-squarelazylion_ca@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoYou constantly forget to wash your hands.
minus-squareRiskable@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoYour mouth becomes sealed shut for 8 hours whenever you secrete custard.
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoHah! You clearly don’t understand the power of refrigeration.
minus-squareplanetaryprotection@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoMy new bedtime routine would be filling up the custard freezer.
minus-squareccunixlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoImpossible! Even fantasy there is no reality where custard is not delicious 🤤
minus-squarefloofloof@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoWill calls the police and you are arrested.
Ability to secrete custard from my hands at will.
Only when orgasming
this just makes it even better
Can’t make custard without 'ard!
You constantly forget to wash your hands.
Your mouth becomes sealed shut for 8 hours whenever you secrete custard.
Hah! You clearly don’t understand the power of refrigeration.
My new bedtime routine would be filling up the custard freezer.
The custard is rancid.
Impossible!
Even fantasy there is no reality where custard is not delicious 🤤
Will calls the police and you are arrested.