Jesus@lemmy.world to Asklemmy · 10 months agoIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?message-squaremessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1170arrow-down16
arrow-up1164arrow-down1message-squareIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?Jesus@lemmy.world to Asklemmy · 10 months agomessage-square60fedilink
minus-squareTORFdot0@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·10 months ago“Rub onto hands until dry”
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·10 months agoHot sauce dispenser.
wtf is that
“Rub onto hands until dry”
Papercut detector
Hot sauce dispenser.
Hand sanitizer
Spicy bidet.