Luckyy@lemmy.world to AsklemmyEnglish · 1 year agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square283fedilinkarrow-up1164arrow-down116file-text
arrow-up1148arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to AsklemmyEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square283fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareutopia_diglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64·1 year agoThe ability to stop pooping for three days.
minus-squareCrabhandslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·1 year agoEach day you don’t poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.
minus-squareAlolanYoda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 year agoYou have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoOr just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn’t happening.
minus-squareGazumbo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·1 year agoBut when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede
The ability to stop pooping for three days.
Each day you don’t poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.
You have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
You already can – immodium
Or just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn’t happening.
But when you eventually poop your in the middle of human a human centipede