To be fair I still do these things but only when I’m alone.

Personally I love finding big puddles and then dig drains with a stick or my heel and watch the water flow.

Also love to throw a piece of wood into water and then toss stones high up in the air and try hit it imagining it’s a warship I’m trying to bomb.

Then also without going into details there are some pieces of clothing I would like to wear but don’t because they’re considered femine or gay.

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    It’s actually a very easy way to get other people sick, unfortunately.

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        I know viruses spread very well. Covid for instance

        People get viruses like RSV + spread so much and they don’t even know

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            He asked a colleague to break wind directly onto two Petri dishes from a distance of 5 centimeters, first fully clothed, then with his trousers down. Then he observed what happened. Overnight, the second Petri dish sprouted visible lumps of two types of bacteria that are usually found only in the gut and on the skin. But the flatus which had passed through clothing caused no bacteria to sprout, which suggests that clothing acts as a filter.

            Well I’ll be damned!

            Just keep your pants on I guess.

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              Viruses can go thru pants, for sure.

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                In a lengthy and seemingly humorous yet serious article on its WeChat account, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) of Tongzhou district in Beijing clarified that farts, normally, do not constitute another transmission route of COVID-19, unless someone takes a good and rather close sniff of gas from a pantless patient.

                Seems not.

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                  You know what? I was arguing in bad faith. But now I know you want to fart on people.

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                    This was the most hilarious discussion I’ve ever witnessed on the internet, especially because you guys included links and quoted the article better than another “more serious” arguments I’ve seen.

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            Do you need a link?

            Why is that more far fetched than sneezes? It’s wet airborne biological matter you expel from your body.

            Why do you think people’s natural reaction to farts is digust? Is that something people should be breathing in? Especially in an enclosed environment with such bad ventilation you have to inhale ass exhalations?

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            Yea they do spread by farts. I’m saying I’m not as sure about bacteria.