Some of the LinkedIn Responses are direct and on-point, and also hilariously/depressingly based depending on how you look at it:
EDIT: In hindsight, I think I should’ve looked into posting this in a different community… It’s closer to a silly “innovation”… soo… is this considered FUD? I also don’t support smoking or vaping, especially among kids. Original title had “privacy-violating” before the “solution”.
My old HS recently implemented an app to go to the bathroom. If you dont check out in the app you are written up. Source: my younger brother
And what’s next?
I would assume ISS, then regular suspension, then expulsion
ISS, as in: you get shot into space?
I wish. no in school suspension
We have to get those astronauts boeing stranded up there back somehow…
No-no-no. They have worse quality control than even roscosmos, which is huge anti-achivement. I’d rather trust Rogozin personally, than boeing managers. At least we know on which dacha he stores stolen money.
Yeah that’s why we’re sending teenagers that don’t sign out to go to the bathroom instead.
Right, America. They even make people pay to become productive members of society.
pay to become products* FTFY