Holy shit could you imagine someone settling in someone else’s home? Who would do such an awful thing?
honestly its probably at least part of the reason they did it, for jokes later
This is what “committed to the bit” looks like irl lmao
tragedy as HAMAS painted tunnels onto sides of buildings, causing countless traffic fatalities
It’s being reported that Hamas is also dropping pianos on people, causing giant lumps to protrude from their heads after they reinflate from being flattened.
You’re laughing. People are stumbling around with birds flying around their heads and their bodies turned into accordions, and you’re laughing.
in any other context the last sentence would be confirmation of someone doing a bit, but you look at the blue check and pfp and it’s not
Oh they’re doing a bit, just not for the right reasons
The interviews of the settlers from this includes the phrase “for some reason they took all our shoes.”
Is it murder to kill something that doesnt have consciousness or the ability to think?
Hamas broke into cars and adjusted the drivers seats to slightly inconvenience the settlers when they returned
God I wish Hamas had printed out a whole bunch of evaluation reports for the settlers to rate their performance on October 7th; no one would believe it anyway and it would be hilarious.
EDIT: Oh and they could leave a note at the bottom promising the ratings would be kept anonymous.
they actually broke into my room and moved everything to the right one centimeter except my stapler so I would believe my stapler was a centimeter to the left :(((
When no one was looking hamas stole forty cakes.
That’s as many as four tens.
and that’s terrible
Death to America
This pathetic rationalizing to get people to be okay with mass slaughter unfortunately says more about the supporters of the mass slaughter than it does about the propagandist, also it’s among the reasons I hate libs. For the last several decades, basically:
IDF: Shoots a Palestinian kid
Libs: “I don’t know how I feel about this”
IDF: “He threw a rock”
Libs: “Oh okay there we go”
only because its brown people too. as soon as white children are harmed in any way, every liberal is quick to call it a crime against humanity and throw a few flags in their twitter bio.
I don’t know, I suspect if a white kid threw a rock at a cop here and got shot there would be a sizable number of
“Play stupid games…”
postsRemember the white guy who got shot AFTER the police said on recording that he was holding a PHONE and one of the defenses used was “The phone could have been used to activate a bomb”? After that I’m ready to believe that USians would side with the cops no matter what.
USians would side with the cops no matter what
yeah they haven’t been any fuss over the white teens the cops have shot over here. for the ‘flags in bio’ its gotta be foreign-enemy states or groups, if its white cops on unarmed whites its Back The Blue the whole way
Jokes aside, can you imagine how fucking weird an experience that was for those Gaza civilians?! I bet “surreal” doesn’t even begin to cover it.
You may find yourself living in a concentration camp
You may find yourself a teenage orphan due to constant bombing
You may find yourself escaping from the aforementioned concentration camp
You may find yourself in your family’s old hometown, watching Netflix on a flat-screen TV
And you may ask yourself,
كيف وصلت إلى هنا؟
You may find yourself living in a concentration camp
Or born and raised your whole life in one!
same as it ever was
Seriously, getting out of jail after even a night in is a surreal experience
This is like that multiplied exponentially
There’s a good Brazilian show called 3% that is an exploration into apartheid like that. With a small portion of the population living in excess luxury while the vast majority live in slums.
In that show at least, the reaction of the revolutionary characters was to either build up a local cooperative or violently destroy the rich. Which ended up being inevitable after their cooperative was blown up by a drone sent by the rich.
Palestinians found to have set every clock in Israel to being 5 min late. Israel responds by carpet nuking orphanages. German government condemns Palestinians for crimes against humanity
why are all those beds outside?
Zero context, but I have to assume this is some kind of performance art intended to symbolize the Israel settlers forced from their homes.
Given the current events in Palestine, it is definitely surreal.
the danger of arabs’ temporary freedoms
Hamas broke into my house and turned down the thermostat
that’s as many as 900 trillion 9/11s.
Latest tragedy to strike Israel, Hamas have entered my flat and eaten all my dang cheetos
Don’t worry, hidden behind the TV in every home where Netflix was watched was a military headquarters. Palestine has a right to defend itself and these Netflix language settings are being used as shields by the cowardly IDF.
“netflix” is actually a codeword for an israeli military targeting software
Netflix probably doesn’t work very well inside Gaza. Before the recent zionist attacks the cellphone network in Gaza was still operating on 2G technology as the zionist occupiers refused to let new equipment in. Prior to the attacks Gazan telecom providers had been negotiating for years with the illegal occupation force to at least allow them to import and install 4G equipment in the besieged ghetto.
