Well thanks for trying to keep us from catching it I guess

“YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS” is such a fucking pussy-ass response, too.

A TI-86 can query 60k rows without breaking a sweat.

If his hard drive overheated from that, he is doing something very wrong, very unhygienic, or both.

Pitchshifter

Maybe this time explaining this in reaction to them behaving this way for the millionth time in the last 50 years will get em.

No? Maybe we should take action instead. This is no surprise. We know what they are.

Yeah? Great idea guys! That’ll be possible just around the corner in *checks notes* 2029.

Who gives a shit? What can we do NOW?

Not according to them

Just to be clear: the 13th Amendment says that prisoners don’t have to be paid for work performed.

Why do you think the prison industrial complex exists

Why do you think they make shit like weed illegal and why do you think they arrest minorities for it in greater numbers than white people

What did you think “white privilege” meant? Not getting nervous looks from a Starbucks barista?

America is a slaver state, always has been.

So it’s definitely their plan, then

Ironically we are the ones who are cooked

It’s not confusing - they know climate change is real and they want more northern territories for when the shit hits the fan so they have somewhere to go

Can’t stop big oil though because you can’t run a military on batteries yet and besides, muh Raytheon stock

With on-device processing, they don’t need to send audio. They can just send the text, which is infinitely smaller and easier to encrypt as “telemetry”. They’ve probably got logs of conversations in every Alexa household.

THey’re going to do that anyway, make them grovel for it

…”Ali Wong”?

They like trip and his plan. They’re complicit.

They’re grasping at straws because it is their job to defend her as best they can.

It really just goes to show that this is pretty much indefensible, but regardless of that it is their job to defend her. I’m glad I’m not a defense lawyer.

Communism was never the problem, authoritarianism is the problem

They also can’t fucking drive to save their own lives and are constantly checking their phone at red lights.

If you mean doing stuff like using ground stations to triangulate location, phones have been doing that already. Why would Pokemon Go have anything to do with it?

Fuck are you on about, it costs more taxpayer dollars to execute someone and we fucking get it wrong all the time. Stop thinking with your feelings and get educated on something before you spout nonsense about it being “common sense” or whatever. It’s actually common sense to get rid of it!