This balloon stuff is becoming really funny, I hereby ask xi Jinping to fly one over Central Italy so I can use it to escape to China
“Spy Balloon” Is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard. What’s next? Fish with camera strapped to it?
Spy raft
Xi and Huck are gonna be sneaking down the Mississippi River together
It would be an interesting series for sure, extreme survival in the American wilderness while being haunted by the American MIC
How has no one posted this yet
The funny thing is, they managed to spot one air balloon deep into their own airspace, and struggled to shoot it down. Then, another Chinese balloon did the same.
If these were actual enemies wanting to do damage, they probably could have lol. Embarrasing.
Next, Xi will probably send over a surveillance kite
Patrol Pigeon
Smallest Chinese pigeon visiting London:
Independent
from thinking skills
How do they know these things are Chinese? Is each balloon equipped with a set of loudspeakers broadcasting the collected works of Li Bai?
China responded. They said it did come from there, but it was just a civilian weather balloon and got to the US due to unexpected wind currents.
Oh. That sounds so likely and boring.
balloon moment
We are living bloons td6 lore
Once China sends over a MOAB, it’s all over for America
bofa deez balloons
I hope Xi flies a balloon over Copenhagen
Xi just wants to see how Christiania is doing
