• ButtigiegMineralMap@lemmygrad.ml
    71·
    2 years ago

    The Five Sentences be like: I vow to support my oligarchs no matter what happens to me. I can and will use abortions and immigration as a political football to toss around every 2 years. I solemnly swear I will refuse to push for any progressive legislation. I will not stop fighting for a Carte Blanche budget for Ukraine. I will blame any and all Democrat Party fuckups on Republicans.

    • i_must_destroy@lemmygrad.mlOP
      3·
      2 years ago

      I made my own in a comment below. Might as well repost:

      • Trump bad (we’re not Trump)
      • we’re considering some (means-tested) tax credits for people who have been evicted due to medical bankruptcy
      • more funding for police (we made them sign a form saying they weren’t racist. Most refused but at least they know)
      • we believe in climate change. We have a comprehensive plan to move away from fossil fuels by the year 4000.
      • if you don’t vote for us, we’ll email your employer that you like Putin