Charles was reportedly there with a large stick to push her back in.
“Oh no you don’t, I’m king now you hag!”
SEND WORD TO THE DPRK:
“WRONG ONE, DEPLOY COUNTERSPELLS”
Word is the juche necromancers have landed at Buckingham Palace to assess the situation and offer consultancy to the crown.
Should’ve followed a wise old Scottish woman’s advice to put a stake through her heart and garlic around her neck to make sure she never comes back
Charles is preparing stakes and garlic as I type.
Will O’ Wisps now haunt her burial site to keep her contained.
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Don’t, I’ll have more nightmares.
Liz was just doing a funny and got mad at how many people were happy about her death.
Her revival disappointed millions which was always more on brand for the royals anyway.
But seriously, i have never before in my life said so many funeral jokes about vampires, stakes and garlic as in the last week.
Even when i played Vampire the Masquerade ttrpg.
