- cross-posted to:
- lowqualityfacts@lemmy.zip
- cross-posted to:
- lowqualityfacts@lemmy.zip
I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate…
I have a stomach ache and this is not helping
Not again.
So’s coffee what’s your point?
Alive?
Stop, please. I can only get so erect.
a small one could probably go up that too
“This is my hole!”
New torture method unlocked 🔓🧠🤯
It’s called octopussying and you NORMOS and vegans STAY AWAY from OUR KINKCOMMUNITY (/s)
Flexible enough? Sure.
But will it withstand my stomach acids?
Bro, it lives underwater, in the ocean, where there’s sharks and shit. It doesn’t care about your stomach acid.
It lives in water with salt. The average ocean pH value is 8.1. It’s a brain coated with a thin bit of goo.
My stomach is about 1.5 pH.
You could easily go through a waterslide, but if I change the water to be hydrochloric acid, you’re not gonna come out as fresh as you went in. And most skin on the face and body has a pH of between 4.7 and 5.75.
In addition, pH is a logarithmic scale, a pH of 3 is 10x more acidic than pH 4
Holy crap, I never knew that!
I’m pretty sure there’s japanese porn on this exact theme
Not just porn, but classic art by a famous artist. Check out Hokusai’s “The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife.”
Prove it
I’m pretty sure I’ve read that hentai.
Octo-Diddy Where Art Thou?
Don’t give people ideas.
That beak is going to hurt like a mother, though.
Beaked for your pleasure
No one said it wouldn’t be painful lol
TIL what that Coldplay song is about.
The Willie Nelson cover is much better, imo
That’s just great! Now I want that :(
Prove it
Can it go the other way?
Yes, you can enter an octopus’ mouth, wriggle around through its digestive tract, and exit their anus. And when you’re done, you can eat the octopus shreds from it popping like a you-filled balloon.
Thanks to you my search history now contains octopus anus.
Vs the usual octopus in anus or octopus anus insertion?
I’m pretty sure 90% of search histories have an octopus in anus variant in them.
90% of my search history is animal anuses.
While I’m totally joking, I for realsies create calendars filled with pictures of animal’s butts that I take at the zoo
Username checks out.
That’s one of my favorite episodes. I felt so understood. I started taking pictures of animals’ butts when I mistimed a pic of a hippo swimming by. I was so amused that it was unlike any other photo you’d normally see of a hippo, but you knew it was a hippo. So I expanded to other animals.
After one trip, I mentioned to my family that I got photos of over 14 animals’ butts and my sister said “great, you can make a calendar now.” And so it all began.
What show is it?