It’s an Okidata ribbon printer.

The Elder Quilts.

I’m shocked these games still have single-player stories.

And the character select mechanic was revived in recent Mario games (New SMB, 3D World, Wonder), including each character having a unique trait.

“Boom, roasted!”

Bird: “WHERE IS EVERYBODY?”

“…And Second Breakfast.”

All aboard the Trolly Poly!

He’s so concerned about everyone.

He’s called Oswald Cobb, or Oz for short. I think we’re going to get a slightly hammy “by the way, my name is Cobblepot!” Line at the end.

In Japan, a company called Calbee makes an expensive cereal that is oat clusters mixed with grains and seeds and chunks of dried fruit. It is the best cereal I’ve ever had in my entire life. It is naturally sweet and filling, I feel amazing after eating it, and I am ruined from going back to anything American - even the “healthy” cereals.

I had Frosted Flakes (or something like it) after being on the Calbee cereal for a couple of years, and I was so disappointed by how it just tasted like mushy sugar. No substance, no flavor.

So the Amazon is the direct inverse of the River Styx?

Fish heaven is also dad hell.

Underrated comment.

An H2 looks like military hardware next to this thing.

He also sued the department store with the giant foot piano because he messed up Heart & Soul in front of other people.

Growing up, my family had an old cat. In the years before he died, I remember him panting more and more. I guess he got too tired to clean himself?

“You come across a turtle lying on its back in the hot sun…”

Did we already forget about Battletoads?

Bashir’s genetically enhanced brain trying to figure out what O’Brian said: