The invasion of Key West is going smoothly, I see.

People who are biased against trains have a real loco motive.

Fernando Alonso: “I am speed… and also evil. I am here to do fast mischief.”

Dark Matter (the SyFy show), it was just getting good!

“I’m taking fire!”

“For reasons we cannot explain, she has lost the will to give a fuck.”

Like hell I’m going to let the girl of my dreams outfart me. The bedroom is going to be a hazmat crisis before I relent!

Oy mate…

There is nothing incorrect about capybara.

The Wiimote broke my TV. Can’t say the same about the Soviet Union!

“Your cat will love the ambient heat it gives off even when nothing is plugged in.”

Slight detour…

Asian people are not things, Shannon!

Biblically accurate angel Mass production Eva

“Double rainbow all the way!”

Batteries Not Included

TIL UPS is still trying to break into markets.

Reminds me of how the Chevy Nova failed miserably in Mexico because it sounds like “no vas” which means “doesn’t move.”

Sad loss in snow.

(Two old webcomic references in one!)

Hawkeye is unironically a new Christmas classic.

Also the What If…? Episode that riffs on Die Hard counts as a Christmas special.