• DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world
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    Thinks she’s cute one second, calls her a removed the next. His loneliness has nothing to do with pizza.

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      No! It’s the females’ fault that men are feeling bad about themselves, didn’t you know?

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    • Prevents OP from forgetting their backpack.

    • is a removed

    Hmmmmmmm…

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      If OP said “removed, I blah blah blah” then it could be argued that it’s a figure of speech and not directed towards the waitress… but OP said “Fucking removed” with no comma, so it’s clearly directed at her.

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      His crippling meatball addiction. She can never know he fell off the wagon. I’ve seen it before. You think it’s a safety food, the easy pick off the menu. Then you hear something messing with the trash cans late one night, go out to check, and there’s your neighbor, in their underwear, six cans deep into a Chef Boyardee overload.

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    It’s not the second pizza that is so bad, it’s the fact that anon couldn’t wait to get home before scoffing the second pizza that makes him a fat ass.

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      It might not have been particularly malicious, but your interpretation is a bit of a stretch. Besides, this never happened.

      Something similar might have happened a few times, but never to original OP.

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      “Do these pants make my butt look fat?” “No dude, your butt makes your butt look fat”

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    one time after a really bad breakup i went into a pizza place (thin crust, personal sized pizzas, “artisan” but local so not expensive) and kept ordering pizza after pizza. by the third one they seemed to think i was a food critic or something, brought a glass of wine to pair with it

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      Nah, they felt bad that you housed 3 pizzas by yourself and hoped some alcohol would cheer you up.

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    I can’t even fathom being able to eat that much in one sitting.

    A large pizza is like two evening’s food for me. I can’t even manage half of one of the big Costco ones. Two slices and I’m done.

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      Your stomach stretches out after a long enough time of eating like this and you have to eat even more to feel full. Pair that with the availability of highly caloric foods designed to make you crave them and it’s a recipe for disaster.

      Watch some “my 600lb life” and it starts to make sense. It’s a slow boil, to be sure, but I think it can happen to anyone that isn’t paying attention, who uses food and that feeling of fullness to cope with whatever negative feelings they have. I like Sean of steel (former 600lber), he gives some really good context in his react vids on youtube.

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      As an above average American, I can. I have eaten an entire pizza and then gone back for seconds multiple times. You’re supposed to not feel hungry after you eat, but I lack that crucial sense.

      I don’t do that anymore, but that’s only because I remind myself that it’s not normal to finish an entire large pizza in one sitting and I’m weird if I do it

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      Really? I can eat a whole Costco pizza, and I have a normal BMI. I’m male and tall, so that helps.

      A whole pepperoni from Costco is a bit under 4000 calories, which isn’t quite 2x my daily recommended intake (something like 3000 calories). So I can do it, I’ll just be a bit full and that’s all I should be eating that day.

      Regular large pizzas are a lot smaller than Costco pizzas. A large from Domino’s is apparently ~2200, so two large Dominos pizzas are comparable to one Costco pizza (a little more, but not a ton more).

      So I could do it if I was really hungry, but I usually only eat about 3-4 Costco slices (around 1000-1250 calories).

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    “fucking removed” describes the greentext poster (assuming this is even real) not the girl.