While I’m a huge fan of what you’re saying, I’m more about going unimpeded. Barriers really suck.

Well I figure you wanna know what proper bad is like from someone who can be honest about it.

The same way we know there’s nothing wrong with drugs that are pushed en mass. We don’t.

They don’t have to figure it out. It’s well documented.

I want to see the world become a better place by virtue of killing off the crabs of the crab bucket. Luigi has delighted me like nothing else ever could.

Yes.

You literally spelled it out and are saying it’s not so. I’m gonna guess you missed the party where they’re trying him multiple times for the same crime.

What if I’m just bad, but well versed on ethics?

I use the same metric for videogames. The instant they’re buying up other companies’ IP to sell skins, they’re cooked.

What do you mean I failed a perception check?

That’s fucked.

Think of the shareholders!

I want real freedom. It’s basically impossible.

Yeah, aren’t they just really good earners?

Smells like double jeopardy.

Project Muse, and I’m the best in the world at it!

Oh dang, that sounds incredibly dangerous and just as hacky as I would expect from nature.

Ewwww gross

where do I put my resume?

Hey what about us straight white adult males?