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thesis: California is worst
antithesis: Texas is worst
synthesis: Yankkkees are the worst and those are the two largest subdivisions of them
every kind of american is the most annoying person but they’re up there
This is Floridian erasure
Floridians at least have that wacko redneck charm to them.
Don’t forget the gusano contingent
Gusanos, elderly, rednecks and Scientologists all packed into a drained swamp land full of gators… probably fine
“It’s sugar, man!”
After 40+ years in California, specifically around the “nice” part of it that tech bazingas flocked to and gentrified since the 90s, I can say…
If they’re not the most annoying, they are definitely up there with smug insufferable emptiness that is stuffed with treats and fad-chasing. Ever meet a woman whose personality was “yoga, wine, and tormenting retail/restaurant workers?” Ever meet a man whose personality was “bibeo bame and P R E S T I G E T V?”
Strong contenders for annoying people contests.
After 40+ years in California
UlyssesT is Californian, the hypothesis is reinforced!
jk ulysses this is meant in well intended jest, I’m on the pro-UlyssesT postin’ train
The ribbing is well received… and maybe well deserved.
It may take years for all of that second-hand wine country snobbery and liberal pretentiousness to fully wash out.
second-hand wine country snobbery and liberal pretentiousness
I’ve never thought that of your posts, imo I think you just have an energy and intensity that might rub some people the wrong way sometimes, but that’s okay because it’s just you being you and not vibing with their vibes, it’s not an annoying thing or something to overly think over and feel bad about. Can’t please everyone, so whatever, haters
again, i think you’re a valuable addition to the site and I’m glad you’re back postin’, although I hope that isn’t at the expense of your touch-grassy intentions when you engaged in your recent Long Log-Off
I appreciate the vote of confidence.
although I hope that isn’t at the expense of your touch-grassy intentions
Sometimes it can be, I admit! Fortunately, this is an easygoing time at the moment (which is why I decided to log in again recently), but I better not get too addicted to posting. It may take hold of me, and I would resent its absence.
I take it you’ve never been to Los Angeles. LA should take the blame for introducing the “yoga wine women” to your old area.
Also, by “LA” I mean Century City, Westwood, Beverly Hills, Hollywood, Venice, Malibu, & the SFV, aka “the porn capitol of the world”, where I grew up. Long time residents call it “Hell-A” for a reason.
I mean as insufferable as the tech valley is, you can’t match the shittiness and pure demonic ego of a city that has it’s own song, written in the 80s, no less: https://inv.tux.pizza/watch?v=KcADqxnQA_4
EDIT: I wanted to add that LA is the image most people have in mind when they talk about CA. Sorry.
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Not you too…
I mean as insufferable as the tech valley is, you can’t match the shittiness and pure demonic ego of a city that has it’s own song, written in the 80s, no less: https://inv.tux.pizza/watch?v=KcADqxnQA_4
The real theme song of LA: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=sFUFw1GH6ic
Yes.
Texans. I say this as a dumbass from Texas.
The only time I actually felt judged for being from bum fuck nowhere was when talking to a Californian. They reek of holier than thou
I got judged by a San Franciscan for being from Chicago.
Overheard californian family in Chicago talking about the great lakes “well they’re nice but they’re no ocean”
sounds like they’re salty from trying to drink all that salt water and oily wastewater from hidden & abandoned oil derricks.
the pictures of LA before they started hiding them are wild AF. check out Venice Beach, 1931.
that has been my experience everywhere i’ve lived because i grew up in a flyover state that most americans probably can’t even point out on a map
average american knowledge of very basic american geography is an ongoing and expanding embarrassment.
death to (and I cannot stress this enough) ALL of America
I met a lot of people from a lotta places in the US. I met a lot of people from Texas. maybe a half dozen of them weren’t in dire need of an ass kicking.
Florida seems worse
I’m from Ohio, we literally gave you JD Vance, what more do you want from us to prove that we are the actual worst? couch-fucking competitions at the state fair? MORE sanctimonious lectures? piles of corncobs and cholesterol?
Ohio gave us the perfected version of this meme at least.
Is Ohio known for hot couches, or is that another place?
yes
and that god awful chili
You could be from the state that gave the American electoral system Sarah Palin.
I’ve lived in many states and ohio is the worst one… it’s more redneck than actual rural farm states like the dakotas
Home furnishing rizz.
spouse & I agree on this placement of Skibidi
Was Street Fight Radio the inverse Hillbilly Elegy or something lol
All American’s are fairly equally annoying.
maybe, but definitely the most self-centered you’ll find anywhere
people in CA literally act as if they’re the only person who exists in the whole world, all the time, by default
California has the most annoying yuppies, but not the most annoying overall.
Yes. It’s partially the accent but everything else doesn’t help.
one of my clients has a contract with a guy out there and we always give him shit for his accent by doing that cartoonish snl skit voice. “Just get on the 101 and let it drop you off where you belong!”
Do not get on the 101. It has traffic jams at 3 AM.
Not up here (Eureka) it doesn’t!
My bad, I forgot there was a California outside of LA
Come visit!
Only when someone goes and drunk drives straight into an accident after leaving a club off sunset. Which is almost every night
Yeah. The accent is the worst. And if you meet one outside of America you are guaranteed to have found a particularly ripe specimen
Repeat after me:
“Melk.”
“Pellow.”
