Maybe it’ll be Blinken’s plane

I have 2000 unread emails

https://www.theonion.com/de-blasio-well-well-well-not-so-easy-to-find-a-may-1847151201/

De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’ Share

Published:
June 22, 2021
NEW YORK—Clucking his tongue with mock disappointment, Bill De Blasio announced to New Yorkers that “It’s not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit after all, huh?” during a press conference Tuesday. “Hey, you all gave it your best shot, but it looks like it’s a little harder than you thought to run a candidate who won’t be a national fucking disgrace, doesn’t it?” said De Blasio, smirking as he suggested that the voting public had perhaps gotten a little too big for their britches at the prospect of electing someone who would amount to more than a constant source of embarrassment for the city at large. “But, no, really, I hope you have a goddamn blast with Eric Adams or whatever asshole you end up going with, and I’m sure you’ll knock everybody’s socks off with some really incredible candidates during the next election cycle. Just goes to show that it’s not so easy to find someone who isn’t a total dickhead hated by everybody.” At press time, De Blasio had issued a joint statement along with Mike Bloomberg and Rudy Giuliani that consisted of them loudly laughing for 10 straight minutes.

our strongest soldier!

Yes, but I needed the cop car one

The other Volcel police reply, thanks

I need this for posting elsewhere:

Volcel police

with the recent severe damage to that refueling ship in the Middle East (and how there’s really not that many of them)

Don’t forget about the articles a few weeks back about how Military Sealift Command (MSC) can’t retain professional mariners because the pay and benefits suck, and they lost enough that they’re burning through the ones they still have with too little shore leave and too much time away from home.

How Infamousblt Got Their Posting Groove Back

I teared up watching Ip Man. The second one is just as good, but it’s about the English occupation in Hong Kong. I haven’t watched the rest of the sequels

Thank you, comrade.

The literal state of Western “journalism”

the Safeguard American Eligibility, or SAVE Act

They can’t even backronym right anymore.

I see Hexbear has found r/ForwardsFromGunny

No bed times, no vegetables!

Chingy

Dollar Store Nelly

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Coming from the (non-coastal) Southwest with midwestern parents, I fucking hate country music with every fiber of my being.

The onion rings fucking whip

Gobless amen