Exactly.
Me agreeing with this advice
How about enbies in beanies
Enbeanies
Always trust an enby
Never trust someone who wears a beanie
The contradictions heighten
What’s wrong with beanies
Sorry, you’re wearing a hat, ergo I disregard everything you say
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Case by case, hat by hat basis.
What about enbies in baseball caps? NBallcaps?
I never leave the house without a good beanie or toque because the local peckerwoods can’t tolerate coarse hair and I have been cop-called on before when my hair was just out
Never happens with the bucket on
pssst curls spotted, I repeat, curls spotted
How do you feel about bananas in pajamas
Extremely neutral.
Beans in jeans?
Beanis in genus
Curious George proved men in hats aren’t to be trusted
But AndJusticeForAll, I present masc and wear a hat
you’ve never watched the kentucky derby
Death to America
When I transitioned I went from wearing hats to wearing a rotating cast of bandanas to accessorize with my stockpile of scrunchies.
🤔
What’s a bandana but a deconstructed hat? I think this still counts.
Depends on the hat I think. Hardhats are probably alright, means they’re big on safety in the workplace. Bike helmets? That’s terrifying. That’s a guy who loves the thrill of the chase.
I may need to rethink my worldview…
Helmets have saved my life on several occasions
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
This book is a banger.
I have never worn a hat
I have only ever tried other people’s hats, thinking “man that hats looks great on me I really should get a hat” and then never buying a hat.
If the hat is ciele, avoid at all costs
Im cooked
My bald ass needs a hat!
