Being a Christian fundamentalist doesn’t mean you can’t believe in eugenics.
Sport utility vehicles are neither for sport nor are they utilitarian
You can’t work for most state governments without signing a contract to not not buy stuff from Israel
Every citizen gets an assault rifle and a pair of truck nutz at birth.
Wait… who do I inform that I didn’t get my truck nutz (with a z)
You can’t buy a house with good credit unless you’ve already paid a bank interest for some time…
It’s easier to get a credit card than welfare
You have a right to own a firearm but no rights to shelter, food, medicine, or any essential needs and the only thing people will violently defend with firearms are in opposition to others gaining those essentials
where wings take dream
Fortitude can be expressed in vehicle height
You can own your own plot of land and cultivate within the regulations of your local HOA
Am I?
David Byrne emoji
your only societally-acceptable choices are genocide or possibly slightly more genocide
You can meet mad max villains living in the modern age. But never mad max protagonists
the Chungus is Amungus
…the sun never sets on our military
Even if the commander in chief is sundowning
America, where the break in opinions begin to occur in the world otherwise than through the trade unions and create a brand-new and immaculate little business to the world the formation of their clique of egoists on the day President Biden announced his intent to not seek a second term and his endorsement of Kamala was not a good idea to take him hostage he was asked to ease the situation and he was asked to make clear that we will not allow the extremists to throw the Congress into a pit