• zorkmids_for_nothing
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    UDP joke:

    Hi, I'd like to hear an UDP joke!
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    Hi, I'd like to hear an UDP joke!
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    Hi, I'd like to hear an UDP joke!
    
    • CarrotsHaveEars
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      “Hi. I would like to hear a UDP joke.”

      “OK. I will tell you a UDP joke.”

      “Are you ready for the UDP joke?”

      “Hello?”

      “Yes, I am here.”

      “Would you like to hear a UDP joke”

      “Yes, please.”

      “OK. Are you ready for the UDP joke?”

      “Yes, I am ready.”

      “entered mathematicians bar Infinite the.”

      “said beer I bartender will have the The to a of glass mathematician first.”

  • Arthur BesseMA
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    This joke is frustratingly unfunny because it doesn’t map to the actual TCP protocol flow at all.