Dead internet theory? All twitter bots.
Quack quack, it’s a duck!
Space duck says: ACAB
Wait. A male duck is a Drake. Kendrick’s surname is Duckworth.
Is Mars listening to Earth rap beef?
Martian duck says: peace was never an option, quack!
I wanna feel how smooth it is. 👋
Not as smooth as my brain.
What would be smoother:
A stone polished by billions of years of wind and microfine dust in a perfectly dry environment.
OR
A brain polished by countless hours of posting.
🤔
Big spurm.
It’s a bottle, Polish tourists are littering :(
A weird penis
Wait, penises aren’t supposed to look like that?
That’s why they called it weird.
Edit; they, not he.
*they
Changed it, cheers for calling me out.
Gunther Eagleman
What an utterly predictable person.
I can’t tell if this is a bot or just someone who’s incredibly stupid
I knew the Chinese hid concentration camps on Mars, but I couldn’t find proof until now
This is so clearly a heel. Martians have fashion
Seagull
Looks kinda like a lute on its back
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looks like a compression artifact
