…this non-binary shit takes LGBTQ+ too far. I was fine with gay people, bisexual people, and even trans people who don’t look too freakish, but I can’t accept people who fall too far beyond the status quo! They’re just not normal enough, and I must say: what’s more leftist than supporting mandatory conformity to heavily reinforced traditionalist norms?"
Too real
Writing that felt like I was coming straight outta Reddit
I will not attend the Joe Biden lookalike contest at femboy Hooters
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That sounds like a potentially culture-shifting burlesque bit.
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-once they are done coming, I am less leftist.
I condemn Hamas and will for Joe Biden.
you have to give credit to Thatcher for sticking to her principles, and forging a path for future women in politics
Gawd damn i think ive heard this irl urp
Labour Party moment.
…I don’t think owls should be allowed to vote in the upcoming McDonald’s chicken selects vs McRib contest.
WHAT?!?
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What what whaaat?!
Yo are they actually bringing the chicken selects back? First time I’m hearing about it so please let me down easy if not.
No, unfortunately too many owls voted for the McRib. (But on a serious note, this is all a bit, sorry.)
That wasn’t easy enough
…I’m the biggest Hillary supporter. It’s her turn.
WTF, Femboy Stalin would never say this noooooo
I had someone say it to me verbatim is the only reason I said it 😭😭😭
this is the most important election of our lifetime
but
but but but butts
IT’S HER TURN!!
…I’m also as rightist as they come, making me the perfect Centrist
Joe Biden needs to calm down on catering to the socialists and tankies, they’re hurting his reelection chances!
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im as leftist as they come but we really do need to reach across the aisle more often
I’m as leftist as they come, but we need to reach-around the aisle
Communist/Anarchist aisle-reaching
…landlords provide an important service.
But somebody shit in my pants so I’m voting for 99% Hitler now.