I don’t understand. Where are the Bionicles?
On the floor behind the photographer
Why the useless 2nd table?
Seems fishy…
Dude, where else would you keep the fleshlight/lotion and wetwipes?
Fancy are we?
What happend to the good old hand, spit and sock?!
Yo, you gotta make sweet, sweet love to yourself, or how will anyone else?
It is a circumcision thing
They need special lotion or it starts to chafe.
Laptop, printer, microwavable meals, future expanded PC setup … Back when I had corner desks, that’s usually how I used the second side.
Printer? Might as well put a brick with a beeping function and a sign that says “oUt Of YeLlOw InK, cAnT pRiNt B&w”
How am I supposed to get that sign out of my brick?
Back when I had a corner desk, I still naively believed.
Nowadays, on the rare occasion when I need to print, I have a Brother laser printer.
Fuck you! Low on cyan!
And it gets in the way of proper VR space.
That’s the dining room
Eat on the floor
Eating without a table is a horrible thing to do. Ask rimworld players.
Eat standing
No eat. Only game.
Shit standing
That’s called squat toilet, yeah
No squat
Fuck i need a table
Those words can be arranged in different positions to get a different meaning.
Most words can…?
He just discovered sentences
It is like the whole concept of words
Can most words…?
need I fuck a table?
I, a table, need fuck
Just lay on your stomach and work your back muscles, bro!
But my head is so heavy!
Are you my exes?
“If a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn’t buy a house” - Dave Chappelle
men who rely on women being so nonfree that they have to agree to this must be so unlikeable it’s crazy
I wouldn’t mind a toilet
that’s what the window is for. … or the roof, i don’t see a window.
I tried living like this, but I couldn’t. A couple more things I need:
- sheets: both a fitted sheet for the matress and a second loose sheet on top
- some kind of blanket or comforter on top of the sheets
- two pillows, one “soft” and one “firm”.
That being said… tables? A chair? Who are you, the King of France? In fact you don’t even need the matress, just get a futon that you can fold up for more space and use a laptop on top of that, like I’m doing right now.
I slept on a futon for six months. My back hated me for it.
Yup. First thing I noticed, too. Where’s my blankets? And by blankets I mean cheap unzipped sleeping bag I’ve been using as a blanket for years.
Matress needs to be off the floor to prevent moisture from being trapped between the mattress and ground causing mildew/mold. More of an issue in humid places, but still - prop that bad boy up on some bricks or something idk
Cargo pallets are about the right size, and are free, if you ask, at Lowes/ Home Depot/ other Hardware stores.
Ever since pallet furniture became trendy they’re hard to come by
Those are adult concerns and have no place in this childish utopia.
Bonus storage space! Physical notification every time you roll off! More space for the monsters! Easier to keep bed bugs at bay! More options for the Waifullow 2600XX!
milk crates! get em from the grocery store, around back.
No bedframe, no nightstand, only one monitor and it’s tiny as hell
This looks like a prison, get me out
When you don’t have a bed frame, the whole floor is your night stand!
A prison cell with walls and a carpeted floor, your own bathroom, and a door you control so you get to go anywhere you want.
What bathroom and door? What you see is what you get.
Peak hikikomori minimalist living space, who needs hygiene and outside anyway.
Even worse, no chamber pot.
I feel personally attacked
You just keep living your best life
Leave some of them happiness for the rest of us
The happiness shark is available at Ikea :)
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It’s the back pain. That mattress won’t do at in my 30s. No sir.
Nevermind being that close to the ground and fighting gravity to get in and out of bed, nope.
On the other hand, you age more slowly down there than the rest of us. Guy probably ages a few femtoseconds per year more slowly than the rest of us.
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Nah, when I was younger, I would’ve still wanted some books.
NGL when I finally got an apartment that’s basically what my place looked like for months
Only difference was there was also a cat tree for my cat
His tree was the second piece of furniture I bought
Idk…my back started hurting just looking at that chair but maybe that’s just me.
Same and my neck and shoulders from looking at that pillow.
ikr fuck
I’m sorry but this is missing dog.
bro how extra do you gotta be
This much:
Bark. Bark.
You are missing one toilet paper roll
Yeah I don’t see any curtains
Needs at least two more monitors and one more soldering iron
And a better chair. My back will die with that chair
