God I miss a well tended DMoz.

And then when Google copied it and sorted category links by PageRank? The good old days.

DMoz’s not well tended successor is Curlie.

There’s plenty of creepers who are hot. And vice versa. I encourage folks to avoid judging others by features they were born with.

It’s wild that even in new fascism, Milo, Caitlyn, and other fasc-happy LGBTQIAs aren’t welcome.

And Windows 98 before it. From 98.

Don’t be so robophobic gramma

Someone has already eaten an egg once so I’m closing this as duplicate

But ancient weather forecasts’d be like

Today: rain; to-morrow: fair

Spit take. Is that even fucking possible omfg what

Weed was my first guess ,but I know Americans can’t pronounce written French for shit so I knew I was wrong lol. Thank you.

I’m way to smart for this so I couldn’t believe it when my totally rational and super scientific mind fell for this and it’s worked over and over.

Guess I did. What’s that?

The x-file

The I File

The lord of the anal goes so hard

Fear

or

Loathing

À la vôtre 🍷🍷

When life gives you people

It’s for quartz—or ⁴⁄₄ for short—when you get it wrong tho

If it were the sound of the Concorde, may she RIP, I think it’s a loud I could tolerate. Sonic booms from like a city block away would relax my nerves.

That’s one of my pickup lines!

If I could light up when I gotta fall to earth I think it would really take the edge off. Prolly enough time to have a few cigarettes and a couple drinks?