Sometimes I like to remind myself the internet is full of fake stories. Today I pray I stumbled across one of those. Infact I insist I do.
Doesn’t matter if it’s fake.
It’s in your head now.
It’s in all of our heads now.
We all lost the pussy pussy game
/l/BadWomensAnatomy and /l/MenWritingWomen.
Fake af
Even so someone actually thought of it and I find it equally disturbing
Meh
Hopefully it is fake… but stranger things have happened.
Personal experience?
I’m unsure whether I could joke “I wish”.
did you just replace the Rs with Ls because we’re not on reedit anymore?
you know it’s /c/ on Lemmy right?
Somehow I find the worst thing in the story that it’s the worst infection they’ve seen in months. Not years, months!
The worst part is anyone thinking this bullshit is remotely plausible.
Yeah, we are all horrified and all, but no-one is asking the pertinent question:
What did it taste like?
Like a Jolly Rancher, of course.
cries in reddit
That’s the story I was expecting
Like Skittles apparently.
Taste the rainbow.
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The Inuit (formerly called the derogatory ‘Eskimos’) have a taste for fermented whale blubber.
The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.
There’s something about living in freezing weather and developing a taste for semi rotten food.
I’d wager it has something to do with living in a barren wasteland for at least half the year.
When the choice is between starve to death or eat the putrid thing, most people will eat the putrid thing.
I dont think the boyfriend was at risk of starving.
Yeah no I was speaking about the scandinavians, not the bf.
Imagine, there are even millions of people that eat fermented milk!
Tasty, tasty fermented milk, both as liquid or solid
So do the Japanese…
The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.
Excuse me, but that’s only the Swedes! We may have other weird eating habits in Denmark but surströmning ain’t one.
Gravad laks?..
(Salted and fermented salmon)
That doesn’t count 'cause it’s delicious
Hopefully gravad and not gravid!
Swede here, can confirm swedes like some of the nastiest mf bs. I don’t get it. I just stay clear.
Likely because there aren’t a lot of herbs and spices where it’s cold and fermentation adds complexity to the flavour.
Til en viss grad. Lutefisk lukter av vellagret kukost.
Please put a trigger warning and a NSFW on this one. Keep in mind some people might want a bit of a warning that the meme they clicked on graphically describes a vagina infection.
Might as well put that warning on the whole damn Internet. There’s no bumper bowling on the Information Superhighway 😂
NSFL*
The internet is not for the weak.
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People arguing whether this is appropriate or not is so stupid. It literally won’t change a thing for those people, but to others it might actually make a difference and save them some trouble. What’s to lose here? Gee
Yeah! I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
“Coward.”
lol at first i thought this was the nsfw train copypasta
Typical day as a mod
I wish. Over at !videos@lemmy.world I end up having to vet hours of rule-violating disinformation videos. I feel like stinky genitalia content would be an upgrade from Trump videos.
I was a c/news mod for a bit and it was fucking hell. So many ad posts!
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I think the meme would be improved if it went angel>devil instead of devil>angel, feels like a more logical progression.
Agreed
The boyfriend just likes probiotics
I’m glad the put the most horrific part in italics, otherwise I might have missed it
imo it’s more for emphasis. it’s pretty hard to get tone through via text so people like to use bold and italics to supplement that
I’m glad this comment pointed out a slightly unnecessary formatting choice, otherwise I might have missed it.
Thanks, that means a lot
No, it’s short for thank you, “many” means a lot.
I didnt see it. Can you circle where it is?
If you look under the vomit it should be right there
Sometimes I miss old reddit for stuff like this, the jolly rancher story, the cum box, etc
But then I see this stuff again, and I think I like the more sterile internet in a way.
Welp, that’s enough life for me.
Lots of different bacterial life, indeed
I don’t like the fediverse version of the jolly rancher story
I’m not sure if I should ask after the horror I just read, but… What is the jolly rancher story?
Buddy I’m warning you, delete this comment before anyone can give you the link. It’s for your own good
Old Reddit thing. Just as infamous as the boy who broke his arms. Similarly disgusting as this one.
