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Facelikeapotato to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

BIRDS.

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BIRDS.

Facelikeapotato to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • IrrerPolterer@lemmy.world
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    Lol, eight maids a milking… Slaves. He’s sending you slaves darling.

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      Or he’s letting you in on a very specific fetish…

      • oo1@kbin.social
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        are cows included? or are they a-milking something else?

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          Each other, which is why the sex matters

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          Only Hucows

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      Consider the gender distribution of:

      • eight maids a-milking
      • nine ladies dancing
      • ten lords a-leaping
      • eleven pipers piping
      • twelve drummers drumming

      Some deep fetish shit is about to go down

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        Hey them pipers and drummers could be ladies! Its current year

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      All 140 humans, including the 30 lords, are slaves. You don’t otherwise “own” humans like birds or rings.

      Calculation by Vihart

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        Excuse me they’re dinner.

      • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        Calculation by Vihart

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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          Here is a Vimeo link: https://vimeo.com/147797331

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      deleted by creator

      • CoderKat@lemm.ee
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        Or hired to do a show, since English isn’t that specific. Being gifted someone dancing doesn’t usually mean you own that person. It just means someone was paid to dance as a show for you.

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