went straight to the dealership

wait theres a voice? what did i miss

i dunno, jesus seemed like a bottom to me. he did tell satan to get behind him.

oh it’s a worse stupid. there was a dude who once put a bunch of oversized beach umbrellas every 50 meters along the spanish riviera for like 20 miles (i think i’m remembering the story right) and it was gorgeous and everything and a beautiful work of art until the wind picked up and not all of the umbrellas were 100% solidly anchored because beach wind and so they started rolling down the coast and like those things are sharp and if i recall he got charged with involuntary environmental ecoterrorism and i’ve always kind of been inspired by that

i’m thinking something with kudzu

i mean look at the difference between i want a new drug and ghostbusters. ray parker jr doesn’t just rip off huey lewis and the news, he adds some original new sections and it’s damn good music.

just because other people have had the thought doesn’t mean it’s not their thought too. just because crabs (or anteaters. or whatever) evolved from multiple directions doesn’t mean they had to originate the same place.

you don’t notice your own smell, even if you are incredibly stinky

i’ve hit those pits of depression and been so stinky i could smell myself. my poor wife.

this was gran’s trick: mix some otc cortisone and lotrimin creams together about 1:1, then rub them on the rash. didn’t matter what rash. apply once a day, then keep the area dry the rest of the day for an entire week. if this hasn’t fixed it it’s time to go to the MD. this is not medical advice.

i don’t doubt you. i’m just going off this type of stuff. our experience, we wait until… i think it’s 4pm? 6pm? i have to look on the can of poison i wrote it down on, it’s when all the wasps go back to their hive and fall asleep. once they’re back, spray a shitton of poison right into the hive’s entrance and run the fuck away. this kills the entire hive.

stop making stupid people famous.

um, i would like to apply for an exception please. some day i would like to be famous for a piece of art i make eventually and i am very, very stupid.

i don’t know what the coffee does, but smoke causes wasps and bees to fall asleep generally.

i thought it was 10 million total files. i have been paying as little attention as possible tho because i don’t want to get enraged or horribly depressed or something like that. i’ll accept your numbers over mine any day. is there a current authoritative set of statistics about the trump/epstein files?

thank you so much! i am going to share this with the rest of the faculty, this is great.

i can find norman reedus’s drivers id with enough digging

keep up, we turned 57 this year dude

irc never left, we just stopped using it

i made an acct last week because my lesbian game night group decided to start a ToR clan. none of us are going to age verify, so i guess we’re going to get a new app. if i can convince them.

that’s the app we used playing dayz thank you i could not remember