damn u guys are so fucking weird
yea i’m talking about you specifically. <3 u.
being “normal” in a country like the US is truly the freakiest type of person to be
Being normal there is a conscious practice you have to remember everyday and it actively destroys your soul
Being normal there is a conscious practice you have to remember everyday and it actively destroys your soul
The last time I touched grass I got bit by a turtle. Never again.
What kind of turtle?
Hopefully not an alligator snapping turtle.Those are some mean beasts I tell ya. Never have meet them in real life. They got a reputation though.
Your moms box turtle
The hitting kind
A Koopa?
Silly hexbears, I’m not weird, I’m just your average Hollywood celebrity who was here to promote my latest movie but then started to post here for whatever reason.
Please ask me about rampart
Since Harley voted for Bernie in 2016, do you think she would have gone on Chapo?
Oi Margot, ya owe me a bag of goon and half a deck of Winnie blues from state of origin at Damo’s house last year ya gronk. Stop posting and pay me back some durries, I’m fangin’.
Stop posting
No.
Hey it’s Marbun Rowboy!
i hate the average person i see where i live. lumpy suburban kulaks who only notice you if they need to call the cops or complain to your manager, and ignorant bigot trailer park dwelling workers with no personal hygiene. someone i know works at a gas station and the mens room frequently lacks soap because no one orders it, and no man that uses the bathroom ever tells anyone it’s out, they just go about their day with shit covered hands. every man entering that bathroom on one of those days has shit or piss covered hands. my mechanic acquaintance is a misogynist predator of high school girls and refuses to wear gloves at work (his coworkers call them “b***h mittens”) or to wash his hands, he like 1/3rd of all the people here have permanently black hands from the car oil/grease. not because they can’t afford gloves or water or soap, but because it’s “unmanly” or something to practice basic hygiene. almost every house here has an anti-abortion election sign up, there is a major catholic church downtown putting the signs up everywhere. i have seen homophobes protesting against trans rights at random gas stations, not even in a public foot traffic zone.
anyone that can be normal here is a soul-less ghoul person or a philosophical zombie with no internal beliefs, opinions, or passions. if you did have a soul once the suburbs have taken it, the very architecture is hostile to the human spirit.
permanently black hands from the car oil/grease
Get these morons some orange soap
But seriously they’re trading off years of their lives for machismo. Used engine oil is carcinogenic, it won’t kill you from once or twice but if it’s an occupational hazard for you and you don’t wear gloves you will probably get cancer. I wear fabric gloves for normal mechanic stuff and latex ones for oil changes / brakes / similarly messy jobs.
i have had that exact conversation with this guy, but since then i found out the whole ‘goes after significantly younger girls’ thing and care significantly less about his health lol. i thought they were just a mis-educated edgy idiot but i should have known from the constant ‘just joking’ nazi and hitler references.
i have had that exact conversation with this guy, but since then i found out the whole ‘goes after significantly younger girls’ thing and care significantly less about his health lol. i thought they were just a mis-educated edgy idiot but i should have known from the constant ‘just joking’ nazi and hitler references.
Chuds like to talk about “NPCs” while they themselves seem to get rolled out from a chud factory.
based and anti-suburb pilled
Death to America
“Piss covered hands” - okay i understand wiping to poop, but if you’re getting piss on your hands while peeing I think you’re doing it wrong.
it happens, some people have more drip than others and different kinds/shapes/status of equipment or even just clothes require different handling
Okay but exceptions do not make the rule
The opposite of weird is boring so I will continue posting bugs and making completely fucking unhinged jokes
I enjoy your bugposting
bugs are neat
Imagine not being weird
Couldnt be me
i spend enough energy suppressing the weirdness in real life
i’m not doing it for you scallywagsHave you ever talked to a “normal” person? Everyone’s a complete fucking weirdo that gets up to the daftest shit, most people just present as what they think is normal in public.
And that’s what’s normal, idot…
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Dudes are just rocking together
I’m not weird, I’m not weird! I scream as I slowly shrink into a weird cob.
Infinite Weirdness in Infinite Combinations
The true path to enlightenment
🖖
Proud to be here with my weird comrades and our fifty thousand emojis. Eventually we’ll just communicate through emojis. Like some kind of triumph of hieroglyphics.
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Where does Jokerfication happen in that sequence?
It would have to be between thinking and Marx surely. You can take a detour between bear and sicko, but not strictly necessary
We’re not weird, we’re eccentric
Listen, I appear normal from a middle distance, if you squint a little bit
People irl often confuse me for a normal person too
You’re welcome
I will continue the good work
