I’m talking like 45-57 years old (I’m 32)
You’re welcome to join my expedition to go back to 19th century Vienna and kill Freud. The time machine is finished. We’re leaving on Tuesday. You need to bring your own gun and German phrase book. “Ver is der mommenfucken quaken doktor vit der kokaine habbit?”
SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED
Lmao is that the Cyberleninka logo? Who tf from Hexbear has been trawling through obscure Russian websites??
It’s from somewhere? I thought someone just drew a sick ass robo lenin and submitted it as an emoji
I know that no-one cares but here’s a screenshot of the website where I think the image originated from:
Man, the fediverse chuds would eat this shit up if they stumbled across it because no doubt this is the smoking gun proving that:
a) Hexbear is a Russian op, and
b) Hexbear has users that are so familiar with the Russian internet that they recognise thumbnails from obscure Russian websites so it’s obviously infested with Russian bots.
(This isn’t true btw. I don’t speak Russian [much to my own personal disappointment] and I only use the Russian internet for piracy.)
@WhyEssEff@Hexbear.net
I’m sitting on the toilet uncontrollably laughing out loud at this comment. I’m sure my significant other is wondering what the hell is going on.
TO: ratboy
Sorry ratboy, I’ll be a bit late to the cuddles. Swinging by Franks place, we’re going to kill Freud.
TO: Frank
I’m swinging by in my BT-7, got my musket and school German with me.
🇩🇪
Just swing by and pick me up now. Why do I have to wait until Tuesday?
Also can we make a quick stop on the way? I wanna use an authentic shotel.
As someone that has finished his Psychoanalysis I felt the need to correct you.
I agree you have made nice joke with accepted stereotypes of psychoanalysis.
But most of those people mentioning “mommy issues” also hate psychoanalysis and Freud, yeah? Ask them.
Basically, by Freud, it does not matter. If OP is happy - go for it, of he is not then go to therapy until you are happy - which usually means to accept his own values and wishes and enjoy older big breasted women without any guilt or need to get acceptance by internet strangers.
Sexiest things are those behind taboos. That’s why I support all taboos. FFS even feet are sexy to us, look at those tribes they don’t even see female brests as sexy, since it is accepted.
Let’s have as many taboos as possible!
Psychoanalysis is medical malpractice. Freud’s only contribution to science was being so wrong, and causing so much harm, that better people felt a duty to prove him wrong.
Mommy issues is really more about being gently dommed IMO
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no one wants an older sub with wine aunt energy getting topped by a younger dom going goblin mode
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I’ve never heard of a bratty dom before, just sounds annoying
The point of brattiness (in that context and imo) is to “misbehave” in order to provoke a response. For a bratty sub, there’s a feeling of “getting what’s coming to them,” whereas with a bratty dom it’s more about the denied gratification and the power of being getting away with stuff when they “deserve” to be punished. A bratty dom can also be a pretty natural setup to “turning the tables” in a scene, playing at exaggerated overconfidence/smugness that leads into comeuppance. Not for everyone ofc but that’s the basic idea.
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True. I’m also glad I was into this before it became a whole damn internet trend. The odds were already tight a decade ago, the local cougars forming boy harems like naked mole rats.
god I wish I were in a local cougar’s harem
Oooooooof yeah that’s sounds right LMAO.
that’s wack, guy’s an idiot. of course you can find older women attractive without it being some sort of pathology. it’s not like women stop being hot after 40, anyone who thinks that is a creep
A lot of dudes think any woman 30 or older is “old af” and it’s almost always the type of people saying that who end up chasing women much younger than themselves.
We should congratulate every heterosexual man that isn’t into “s-shes totally 18 I swear1!1!” kind of women.
I don’t get how these people manage to get over the age difference? I can’t deal with younger women at all, it just feels so weird. Like I can’t feel like we have anything in common at all. It’s incredibly offputting and anyone who can just ignore it weirds me out
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I believe the secret is not respecting women as people
Literally putting too much thought into this.
Please clap.
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I mean, I know I have mommy issues, but I also know that my sexual preferences are most likely because of all the cartoons I watched as a kid
Silverhawks, Thundercats, X-Men, Batman…
He’s wrong, I have mommy issues and I don’t like older women with bigger chests at all.
Same here.
🤷 I highly doubt it, a type is a type.
Nah, that is an age appropriate and health view of sexuality. Your associate has got Hollywood brain where you are supposed to chase women as young as you can. It is creepy, but it is socially normal right now so you can’t judge people too harshly for having those kinds of ideas
it is socially normal right now so you can’t judge people too harshly for having those kinds of ideas
of course you can, silly. i do it all the time.
People will accuse you of having a fetish with any preference. Like older men/women? Parental issues/fetish. Like taller men/women? Again, parental issues/fetish. Like shorter men/women? Pedophile.
Just ignore them and like what you like.
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no, you’re actually the normal one
Someone read about Freud
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Have you considered the power imbalance
I mean maybe lol
arguably our childhood experiences may shape the archetypes and symbols through which we subconsciously understand the world.
But like, if that’s the case, that’s true for everyone to some degree, not just people whose specific tastes can be easily (and reductively) correlated with a single relationship.
“Issues” has a negative connotation to it and I’m always critical of the idea that some innocuous thing necessarily symbolizes something worse (thus suggesting the innocuous thing itself is a problem). Unless you’re experiencing problems in your life or interpersonal relationships, or causing undue harm to people around you, it doesn’t really matter whether your tastes come from unconscious symbolism, evolutionary drive, or whatever mechanism. Although it can be interesting to think about.
