Where do I become a holy fool?
Your local church
Right? Like does it come with good benefits and a 401k match too? I mean I’m already sold but the highwayman job is quite lacking in that space. Asking for a friend
Have you seen those televangelists? They make fucking bank.
I didn’t realize train robber was still an option
An entire life of shennigans and mischief wasted, I COULDA ROBBED TRAINS?!
Also coulda been robbing banks with an avocado, but like me you’ve been mooching around like a goddamn chump…
“All warfare is based […]”
Why do you think public transportation is popular with the youth?
Well the goods have become larger and heavier, you’ll probably need to kidnap the train before you can rob it.
I suppose I could utilize a larger train to kidnap the train
It was never NOT an option.
We do still have trains, don’t we?
Up yours, woke moralists! We’ll see who cancels who
Cancellation incoming
Just the stuff thats visible here is already more than 100% lol
Which is why you don’t see “mathematician” on the list.
Maybe some kids want multiple jobs
No one wants two jobs, but the kids these days know they’ll need it
Many kids would like to be a teacher on Monday, an astronaut on Tuesday, a veterinarian on Wednesday, …
But I guess here the demographic is a little older than my example so it might not apply
Woke moralist. The destroyer of Jordan Peterson.
Pretty sure that was the benzos
Woke Moralists and Benzos handshake meme: Destroying Jordan removedass Peterson
Hey fellow kids! Who wants to be a woke moralist, amirite?
(e: I had a son, so I do believe the 11.9% train robber stat, tho)
Had? I hope you’re ok.
Oh no, he’s fine. Poor choice of words; he’s all grown up now is all.
I’m a wojak artist.
Prove it
Here’s a creation of mine.
Woah
What the fuck is wojak?
Here are some examples:
I guess my toddlers aren’t main stream then. One wants to be a policefiremantruck and the other a snail tamer.
Snail tamer sounds like an amazing job
Its very dangerous. A feral snail can be more deadly than the monthy python rabbit. The tend to be cool tho
Dang those kids can spell Beaureaoucrat
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