I recommend laxatives

I couldn’t help myself!

He has a trombone and he’s not afraid to use it

I would personally go for the semi-automatic

I shall remember this for my next trip to Italy

What does the machine do? Why is there a picture?

I was going to say it’s this one

Er wollte bevor deinem Haus noch ein bisschen die Welt sehen

It can wait.

Yet another manifesto pledge they failed to deliver

Oh, didn’t realize the thought already had an established name

I think we need to register a new mental illness

Achso. Sehr schlau

Is it still expected to peak at 10?

When people start stacking tasks on me, I tell them not to because I’m not going to remember them (my short term memory is terrible, plus it’s stressful). If they ask me to do something later (and start giving me instructions to memorize), I ask them to telephone me at the time they want it done and walk me through it. Plan your life with the assumption that you are dumb so that it takes up as little cognitive bandwidth as possible.

Jetzt will ich sehen, wie deine Tastatur aussieht

Just subbed

Is there like a Wikipedia for papers anywhere?

Gemeinde Meineweh

It’s a shame how many of them don’t make it