Those are measured in BDPS: Bad Dragons Per Sphincter.

The shocking news is that the record holder is higher than one.

Thanks to Baldur’s Gate, I have this on autopilot

Me as a server.

Out Of Memory

Panic

Crash

Being punk against punk is just ska.

Thank you Mr Walken. And how do you feel about the amount of cowbell?

Humans are made in God’s image. Humans would 100% create sex bots to be attracted to them. Ergo, god wants sex slaves.

See, you’re a fantastic person that’s worth having around. Unfortunately, you seem to be a shit judge of character. Particularly your own.

My headstone will read: “my bones are your bones” so y’all can have at it.

Nah, miss me with that. Call me when they turn into Women Scouts and got those Thicc Mints. Mmm…

At least I know my hu-cows are consenting.

My mom was similar. Extremely bright. Should’ve gone into science. Was given a choice by my grandparents (implicitly, via societal pressure): nurse, nun, or teacher. It’s a shame.

Dr. Corn

Is what the Russians call him

Hard?

Sigh… I guess I’ll dig out my robe and wizard hat again…

build an entire brand and livelihood around beans

@liam

Edit: I guess that’s probably a different Liam

That’s just dumb. Peasants got WAY more days off.

I just reply 8-9 in my best B52s voice. My kids hate it.