I wanted to talk about this for a long time…

So Marvel fans… I’m so fucking tired of them(note I’m not talking about og Spider-Man, I’m talking about MCU exclusively): They are so annoying with their superhero movie worship, they are talking about those movies like they are the movies of all time, masterpieces with masterfully written script and galaxy brain stories, like they are Nolan films in terms of storytelling… And the thing is, these are not just idiots on the internet, even in TV channels where they talk about movies, they are literally, I’m not shitting you, putting MARVEL MOVIES and directors in the same rang with Spielberg, Francis Ford Coppola, James Cameron, George Lucas, Ridley Scott and Nolan!!!

They think that their B superhero good guy vs bad guy, good guy beats bad guy after power-up movies are in the same rangs as: GODFATHER, INDIANA JONES, JURASSIC PARK, SCHINDLER’S LIST, E.T., JAWS, STAR WARS, INDIANA JONES, TITANIC, GLADIATOR, INCEPTION, ALIEN etc… And that Marvel movies absolutely deserve to take half of top 10 box office movies(with Endgame being 1st one time) list overtaking timeless masterpieces…

  • Muad'DibberM
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    142 years ago

    Excuse me? Did you just talk shit about comic book movies?? I’ll have you know I have a 9th degree orange belt in tae-kwon-doe, play videogames on the hardest difficulty, am proficient with 2 mall swords hanging on my wall for easy access, and know gunkata, the ancient art of gunplay. You won’t even hear me coming. Ur dead meat bucko.

    • @Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.mlOP
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      32 years ago

      Not quite, no one can top his Batman trilogy, yes he has movies which don’t make sense, but even I who knows whole FnaF story can’t decode some of his movies

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            Really? I always saw Bane as ebil socialist. The fash character would actually be Batman, at least in the third movie with the whole cop thing and anti-communist strawman. That whole “stop crime with fear” thing and the laws based on lies because “order and progress” aint looking good either

            • @Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.mlOP
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              Yes, Bane is kinda representing ebil socialist revolution against the rich, but then just continues killing everybody and wanted to blow the whole city up along with himself, that looks more anarchist to me…

              • I imagine that half way through writing the script, Nolan realized that he made Bane too based; so he made sure Bane was a cynical blood thirsty liar instead of a vanguard.

                Nolan’s conclusions in the movies chalks up human progress as either accidents and everything us a cynical lie to prop up the wrong elites. 😒

                Bane should have won. Such as killed Batman. Then if you REALLY wanted to depict a more positive take without making the vanguard correct; then it should have been the people who overthrows Bane where Gotham comes to terms with having to strengthen communities, empowering the working Gothamites, ect. They took what Bane was talking about and did it for real on Gotham’s terms.

                Nolan had to realize that Bane wasnt wrong.

    • @Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.mlOP
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      62 years ago

      I might need to rewatch 2003 Hulk, they started good, but they had to do military propaganda bullshit with Iron Man, he was also supposed to be anti-war character, but ya know, someone intervened in the script…

    • Yiazmat
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      Aside from seeing the first toby maguire spiderman movie when I was a kid I have had absolutely zero interest in superhero movies over the years (actually I saw the first dark knight, so that’s 2 movies), but one of my friends goes apeshit for them and it is so goddamn cringe. He made his own captain america shield. He’s in his 30s

  • Catraism-Stalinism
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    I think some are at least fun, and I thought everyone knew they were kinda dumb, but kinda cool. But people honestly think the shitty movies are good. Like that last doctor strange one was fucking shitty. Absolute peak garbage.It should have been a flop, but I think big names and some half decent CGI, everyone is just like “omg its great”. Those shows were shit too. Like full on piles of shit. The Falcon and Winter Soldier was just imperialism apoligia, and extremely unimaginative when it came to the FUCKING APOCALYPSE. Loki just turned into some selfcest shit. Every one of their attempts at the multiverse has been sad and half assed (except for the spider man one, it was okay I guess.). Is it just the lenin lens?

    • @Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.mlOP
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      I stopped watching after Endgame, just watched Spider Man because of Tobey Maguire. But especially Iron Man and Captain America ones are such military imperialism propaganda that it’s insane, USA this, USA that, he must fly alongside F-15, Middle East bullshit, USA flags and military is so on the nose that you can’t take it. Really sad considering Iron Man was supposed to be anti-war character…

      • @panic@lemmygrad.ml
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        62 years ago

        It took you until Endgame to drop that franchise? You deserve monetary compensation from Disney.

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          I also want monetary compensaion from Disney for whatever the fuck ‘‘Star Wars’’ 7-9 were…

          The Mandalorian is the only good thing they ccreated since like forever

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      Bro Falcon and Winter Soldier was peak liberal politcs. They spend the whole series saying how everything sucks and how politicians are greddy and shit to the point the “revolutionary” main villain needs to start killing people bc she needs to be evil. Then Falcon says “hey girl ur actually right but here is how you should do:”

      proceeds to say to politicians they need to be better

      fucking leaves and nothing changes

      I know the new captain america is supposed to represent better the modern america but holy shit they made a great job, he really got that “vote blue no matter who” energy right