Tired (if also dystopian): Having to provide encryption keys to the UK Government when it updates it’s Investigatory Powers Act
Wired: Mandating that all encryption keys include the name of a UK Government minister, a description of a sex act, and at least one animal (or other UK Government minister)
How about EdwardAndEpsteinRapedTeenGirls keychain? Seems timeless.
What are all these title case things about—what reference?
Mine is referencing Prince Edward hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein at his teen girl exploitation Island.