brb going to the forest to cry with the homies
Absolutely pathetic.
At least when republicans crash out, they crash out in style.
A forest bath? Is it like some hot nymph babes draw me up a bath and feed me grapes while I soak in the vine etched wooden tub?
I think it’s where you dig a hole in woods, and just lay in it.
Like a grave?
No, no, of course not. I can see how you can come to the conclusion, but the distinctions could not be more apparent. Don’t be silly. Calm down, and lay down at the bottom, and you’ll see how wrong you are. Just stop crying and get in the hole. No, you can’t hold my hand. Get in the hole.
one shot at life
not born in the fantasy universe where you can do just that.
It’s not fair.
Picturing it Just hear this playing
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I went to work. Didn’t cry a single tear over the inauguration. Honestly forgot about it until someone said “Yo you gotta check out the white house front page, its fuckin’ hilarious”, had a giggle, then went back to seeing how far I can piss off my supervisors before I get in trouble.
“Feeling stressed? Just take a mid-week holiday to your lodge in the Ozarks and have your maid draw you a bubble bath, your worries will just melt away.”
lol, they’re 100% just ripping off Home Movies: Cry Walk
“I don’t even hug women” lol
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Thr “group crying” was the pathetic marches the other day. NOT MY CHEETO here’s my money DC orgs for your unity cocktail parties.
Uh weird weep but okay. Not gonna judge ye for that.