My New Year’s resolution is to quit doing heroin so I have fifteen days to start.
Very clever, throw yourself into the pit you
knowthink you can climb out of, so you can be proud of climbing out of it without actually making any progressI’m not sure if that’s how heroin works. I hear it’s really really really good.
I believe this theory was also posited by a frequently referenced Reddit user.
edit: And based on their experience, probably should not be heeded.
It ain’t even 2025 bro, wtf you do??
Bro don’t ask
If fail to plan, you plan to fail or some shi like that
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been there done that, happynewyear
Last I checked being ahead of schedule was a good thing, king
I probably fucked up 2025, just not apparent yet.
I already fucked up 2025, 2026, 2027, 2028…
2856 gonna be my year fr
If you’ve figured how to live 800 years, I think you’re ahead of all of us
I am proud to now be able to say with certainty that my '25 will be better than my '24.
Your confidence is enviable.
I was definitely going to make a resolution to be worse than ever just to set realistic expectations.
If you think 2024 sucked for you remember that if you are reading this you don’t live in a literal war zone like some people do. Everything is relative
