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Am I a joke to you?
Honestly I’d like to see some evolutionary biologists who are way too invested actually have that argument. Because yeah, yours has remained the same for pretty much the longest of all species…but OP’s keeps repeatedly evolving
I nominate sharks, which evolved over 400 million years ago, before trees existed.
Sharks are disqualified by virtue of winning the match by default
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Clearly a crab who has manned its battle station
semi related
That’s why I use Rust.
Broke: carcinisation is evidence that crab bodies are peak performance
Woke: carcinisation is evidence that crab bodies are a noob trap, because no crabs are top tier predators despite being so widespread
And it’s the ideal female body too.
Crab people, crab people
Walk like crab
Talk like peopleI mean your hands have teeth who could beat that
According to Jordan Peterson anyway.
Cool meme but the nerd in me needs to point out that carcinisation is seen in non-crab crustaceans, not all animals in general
Not yet.
We might see marine animals trend towards dolphins, but given enough time, does a dolphin become a crab, or does a crab become a dolphin?
Cute comment, but the nerd in me needs you to provide a sauce for making a statement like that. You can’t extrapolate evolution like that, brah
Which part? Convergent evolution towards a dolphin? (Dolphins and ichthyosaurus) Or the question of Dolphin to Crab or Crab to dolphin?
We gotta wait another hundred million years to find out that answer.
That one’s cooked though?
I know but it was funnier than the uncooked ones I tried
We must evolve to crab if we want to survive
Why not zoidberg? 🦀
Not only perfomance, but also safety
Why is carcinization suddenly being referenced so much?
It’s time. Get in the soup
Facts