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Broke: carcinisation is evidence that crab bodies are peak performance
Woke: carcinisation is evidence that crab bodies are a noob trap, because no crabs are top tier predators despite being so widespread
And it’s the ideal female body too.
That’s why I use Rust.
Not only perfomance, but also safety
Am I a joke to you?
Honestly I’d like to see some evolutionary biologists who are way too invested actually have that argument. Because yeah, yours has remained the same for pretty much the longest of all species…but OP’s keeps repeatedly evolving
I nominate sharks, which evolved over 400 million years ago, before trees existed.
Sharks are disqualified by virtue of winning the match by default
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Clearly a crab who has manned its battle station
According to Jordan Peterson anyway.
semi related
Crab people, crab people
Walk like crab
Talk like peopleI mean your hands have teeth who could beat that
We must evolve to crab if we want to survive
Why not zoidberg? 🦀
Cool meme but the nerd in me needs to point out that carcinisation is seen in non-crab crustaceans, not all animals in general
Not yet.
We might see marine animals trend towards dolphins, but given enough time, does a dolphin become a crab, or does a crab become a dolphin?
Facts
Why is carcinization suddenly being referenced so much?