Better luck tomorrow

Rif was cool but I left once Joey got shut down. Fixing miss that app

No no you don’t understand… The PRESIDENT broke a law… This is like yuge. America won’t stand for this.

Jkjk this is just Thursday, tune in tomorrow night for night TGIF! If I haven’t seen it, it’s new to me!

My cat recently got skunked in her dumb face. I promise a fresh skunk is way fucking worse than one not fresh.

Like the fake security threat happening in my state that conveniently made everyone forget about Elon rambling about Epstein?

That’s fair

Straight white cis make not willing to get up for anything. I’m just drawing conclusions here, perhaps unfairly.

You can get bidets here!

I’m going to allow this

Should shake your dick at them until they run

Don’t give a fuck off they do or don’t honestly. This shit has got to happen now or it’ll never stop. I’ll be damned if I let my daughter grow up in tyranny.

Good shit. Found one right by my house in my small town. I’m all there.

*I’m not a real king btw

If they love them so much why don’t they just marry them

Thought about it. Still wanna grab em by the throat stab them.

Or whatever that Eminem song said

I’m in California but I’m near Tahoe about 7 hours from the action. But this thing is getting bigger and I’m fuckin ready to go believe me. I even taught my daughter today how to spot the ice trucks and what to do if she does. I can’t do much in my current position but I will absolutely throw down as soon as I get the chance. I take business trips to La every month and my next one is in 2 weeks. I’ll be using company funds to do whatever I can while there. Fuck the meetings.

It’s all good in my book. Has been for a bit. But I’m just some dude hoping this govt gets what it deserves.

2.6 and I’ll throw in my cat* for free

*Cat may be idiot with only 4 lives left

People with money are better. Obv

Wife and I are letting ours go for only $3m

OBO

Capitalism!

Checkmate atheists