Doctors have said it is safe to piss, shid, and cam in the showers now so those are no longer weird. What is the weirdest thing you’ve done in the shower?
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63 comments and no “Your Mom” jokes?.. smdh
I wash myself with soap and water
I used to sit down at the end of my showers and do the whole Tears in rain monologue lmao
Two answers:
1 ) Sex. It’s uncomfortable and not sexy at all. Completely overrated experience. Movies made it look fun. They lied. If I wanted to play slippery meat Jenga with a chance of cracking my head open I’d play with a package of hotdogs on the floor of an Amazon warehouse.
2 ) Started sweeping all the hairs stuck to the wall of the shower into a pattern while making jokes about my girlfriend being The Ring ghost
Okay maybe 3. Third one: sang the Leonard Nimoy “Bilbo Baggins” song while scrubbing between my toes.
I disagree regarding g my other comment about an apartment sized shower. Only bougie sucker’s get to have fun sexy shower times.
Grouch… Baggins…feet…Hobbit Feet.
Secret is safe with us Danny. Glad you’re here.
In order to get in and out of my shower I have to step on a carpet which has a bunch of kitty litter sand/rock pieces on it (it’s right next to the kitty litter). Every time i go to the shower I have to place a towel on top of the carpet, because otherwise kitty litter rocks would get stuck to my feet
My favorite part of the shower is washing the litter off my feet
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The weirdest thing I’ve done in a shower, is being inside it. You might ask why a cat would go into a shower, that’s because everyone kept telling me to go take a shower, so I tried it. I don’t get why you all keep taking showers.
DUE TO WOKE cam in the shower is NO longer weird!
Idk but my roommate in my college dorm would regularly eat yogurt
Waterbending.
This is not weird this is required
Once, when I was really fluey and sleep deprived I went to do myself some lemsip only to find the kettle was on the blink. I shambled into the shower, turned it on, then sat in the shower with the cup on my lap and just emptied the sachet into the shower water I’d collected in my cup.
When I first moved out of my parents and into a tiny studio I refused to use the landlord’s washing machines and dryers in the basement of the building for some inexplicable reason so I hand washed my clothes and bedding and air dried them. My comforter was too big for the sink so I cleaned it by getting undressed, putting detergent on it, and wrestling it in the (standing) shower until it was thoroughly soaked and soaped. Then I’d rinse it off and wring it out as much as possible and hang dry it.
Guys will literally wrestle their comforter in the shower before going to a laundromat.
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I’m in the shower right now, so, posting on Hexbear, I guess
Watch the smut Patrick Bateman listens to while working out in American psycho
When I was in student accommodation, I didn’t share the shower with anyone or pay electricity bills, so I liked to turn in the shower, turn off the lights and just sit for a long time. It was very nice. But very bad environmentally and financially
