I’m in this picture and I like it.

We feel the same way.

Wow, that’s literally us !!

Honestly if the account isn’t deleted I’m probably going to keep browsing hexbear from it forever.
Why go back to my old, normal account, when I can be a cute puppy girl collective ?

parts kits were at one point $30, now they’re pushing $80.

the west has fallen

Bureaucracy has complete knowledge of all Hexbear emotes.

Bureaucrat is armed and dangerous

Things only pups understand

Yes it is likely.

That post in c/guns inspired me, I have now bought a hipoint C9 parts kit. fosscad ftw

We hear all. We see all.

very interesting, pls keep at it!

That true

have to be more right-wing next erection to sway

the Dems combatting electile dysfunction

The warmth of the puppy girl collective calls to me.

Also hardcodes your keyboard configuration (yes it does this, I am using a european keyboard and had to do all sorts of fuckery in order to make hotkeys in google docs work.)

We take these allegations very seriously and will personally look into the case of us chasing you into a fig-tree yesterday. As it stands now there is no evidence one way or the other, and we have no details nor any inciriminating evidence, but we’ll look super hard. Too bad there’s no details tee hee

We are not girls, just puppies. Some of us are bureaucrats. The lovely bit about being a bureaucrat is that you don’t need any energy. In fact it’s better if you’re chill like that. YOu can also post incriminating details about yourself without doxxing yourself. I am a chef.

“But they would also have been poorer under Trump” seems to be the line they go with

weird how “we’re not trump” doesn’t really work well with “well both us and trump would have lost you your house”